So I just came home from a lovely summer party, shucked off my sandals and looked down—another naked piggie! It’s strike three; I just lost my THIRD toenail. This is getting out of hand! One more and I may need to bid farewell to this sport because the girl in me still trumps the athlete in me and I simply cannot imagine a life without toenails. Can you? Of course not. It's gross. I know. Trust me!!
Obviously, this post won't get me dates but I am all about keeping it real and this is the sad, pathetic reality of my little piglets. Notice in the picture the fourth toe over --how the paint job looks like I was on crack. No toenail there my friends. I've painted my skin. And in the morning I will do the same to the Waldo standing there naked, next to my big toe. And I'm out one on the other foot too. Again - painted skin. This is post the 4-6 weeks of dealing with black (bruised) toenails. I don’t have great toes to begin with so this is a definite addition of insult to injury.
What the freak? 
6 comments:
OK Ang, after your first post re: said sacraficial toenail, I was nervous. Now you're scaring me! At TNT this am they said if the shoes are big enough & toenails very short, all piggies would remain attached. I also heard if you wrap your 2nd toe in cotton gauze & athletic tape it will stay put. Geez!
Side note: I had a really great time the other night & your friends are great! I wish I could've stayed longer, another time perhaps. It was just so nice to feel like a girl hangin with people instead of the poor mom going thru a divorce. I need that repreave on occassion.
And if you Twitter'd you'd know I ended up at a Private wine tasting on 8th tonight where I raided the Demonbreon House wine cellar brought home a 1990 Louis Jadot Nuits St George, 1992 Moillad-Grivot Bourgogne Hautes Cotes De Beaune & 2002 Merryvale Starmont Cab. I thought of you. Figured you'd know better than I if there were any good.
I have to argue one point in your post. I think the lost toe nail post might get you a post. A hard core work out girl is defiantly a turn on to many guys over a manicured toe! I was going to tell you from experience just to paint the skin but I guess you already have learned that. I know it does not look the same but no one will tell unless they are all up in your grill. Great job girl! H
I am laughing - with you, not at you - because I've bemoaned this subject repeatedly and all my friends are sick of hearing me talk about it! And I don't know what to do about it either!
What kind of shoes are you wearing? Maybe try a wider toebox and wrapping - ? I got nothin......
i'm feelin' ya...hey, how about we come up with a toe template for missing nails?
thank you girls...for the love and support. i pray your little beauties are in tact!!
Hahaha -you have me laughing, out loud, by myself. I luuuuuuuv my cuz, and her little piggies, too!
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